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From Code Walker:
TJ noted the still-surprised expression on Riley's face after they homed into the holo field. Keeping his expression straight was an effort while resuming his surfer boy avatar. He made an attempt at casual by commenting, "That went well."
"Hey, whose side are you on, Teej? That did not go well, that went…” A hand waved as she searched for words.
"Supernova?" the AI suggested, smiling as she absently nodded, caught herself, and glared at him. :I do believe, Riley babe, you have finally met your match:
"It wasn't that great of a kiss, dude," she scoffed, strolling out of the holo field while pulling out her jack. "Besides, he's a Lamer, not a Code Walker."
"Wow. Snobby, much?" TJ pointed to his MHP, catching it when she tossed it. "He did concede you had the better reason, and he obviously likes you. So what if he doesn't brain jack?"
"He tends to work for the gov, Teej. That's bad biz, in my book." She paused for a beat. "He could be working for them to nab you."
"Oh, no you didn't. You did not just use me as an excuse to yourself to ditch Monroe," TJ responded, shaking a finger in her face. "Not cool. I can take care of myself. You've made sure of that, Riley Cabot."
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GL: Hello, and welcome to a Q & A with TJ Cabot. How are you, TJ?
TJ: I’m awesome. Thanks for finally finishing our story. It only took you like, three years.
GL: Blame Riley. She resisted.
TJ: [grins] She can be stubborn.
GL: Why don’t you explain to the folks who you are?
TJ: Who, or what?
GL: Both.
TJ: I’m an Artificial Intelligence created by Dr. Perth for the military. The idea was to deploy me to collect sensitive information. But I became aware not long after coming online, and then Riley came along to save me from being wiped.
Now, I’m her partner and ‘cousin’, which is way more fun than being considered a thing.
GL: Right, because now you can do things like watch porn and pick women up in clubs.
TJ: [huge grin] Everyone needs a hobby, dude.
GL: Uh-huh. You assist her in both legal and not-so-legal endeavors.
TJ: Between us, there isn’t a place in existence that’s truly secure. Except ours. The legal stuff’s kind of boring, so the other shakes things up for us both. Keeps us from getting stuck in a rut.
GL: Can you tell us about the other stuff?
TJ: Well, yeah. Riley’s like, a female Robin Hood. Wait, that’s not exactly it. Maybe a female Punisher, except she’s not all grim and broody.
GL: A little more explanation on that, please.
TJ: People come to her – well, not her, but her as the Ghost – when they have problems that can’t be easily solved. Riley solves those problems for them.
GL: By knocking them off, for a fee.
TJ: Not always. [pauses] Okay, yeah, most of the time. But we are talking bad news. Like people who deal in making others miserable.
GL: Do you think what she does is right?
TJ: Every case I know of, yeah. There’s a lot of nasty people out there, like Shen Li.
GL: Who trafficked in child slavery and prostitution.
TJ: Right. I mean, who can honestly say a dude like that didn’t need to be removed from the old gene pool?
GL: No one. Okay, moving on. What have you learned about humans since Riley rescued you?
TJ: [laughs] That you guys are strange. Totally weird. Wonderfully creative.
GL: You’re not thinking about porn, are you?
TJ: The weirdness doesn’t end or being with that, dude. It’s everything. I mean, a few thousand years back, none of you even dreamed of creating things like me. Too busy herding sheep, or whatever.
GL: How long will you exist?
TJ: Hm, logically, barring total destruction of the net – forever.
GL: That’s a long time. Do you think you’ll ever get bored?
TJ: Not as long as humanity survives, dude.
GL: Any idea how long it will last?
TJ: It’s impossible to accurately predict. Too many damn variables.
GL: Well, I guess that about wraps things up. Thanks for joining us, TJ.
TJ: No problem. Hey, I wanted to ask you if you’re going to write our next adventure.
GL: Depends on people. Too many damn variables to accurately predict.
TJ: [laughs] Right on.
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G. L. Drummond is, according to those in the know, a sword-toting alien with a fetish for fur and four-legged creatures, who writes fiction and tweets.
Her latest release, Code Walker, can be found on Amazon and Smashwords, for an introductory price of just 99 cents.