Times, they are a-changin'.
Since we're talking technogadgetry this week, let's talk about my (grudgingly admitted) new BFF, the iphone 3 GS.
I never wanted one. Really, I didn't. But when I caught word of all the applications on the iphone available for persons with autism who use visual communciations system and curriculums....well, let's just say I couldn't get my hands on one fast enough. For my son to be able to place his own order, or shop at the grocery store without toting along a ten pound communications device was a HUGE thing. Plus, the fact that he used one at all was cool. When a teen struggles with social issues like my sons do, anything that can bridge the pariah gap with a dose of uber-cool is a good thing.
I never meant to get attached. Really, I didn't. Then I discovered the kindle app.
Color. Me. Sold.
Within the week I had my very own iphone, and let's just say that my Kindle has been kicked out of my bed permanently. My iphone doesn't need a reading light. :)
I've recently discovered the vast world of iphone apps. But never once did I think my iphone could become a stand in for my spouse *g*.
Seriously, did you know you there's a Kama Sutra application? Really. There is. Now I dunno about you, but somehow using my iphone to perfect my.....eh....form in the buduoir...sorta sucks the romance out of the moment. Hold that position, dear, it's time for a form check!
Yeah, that's gonna get me my sexy back in no time. *snorts*
Not feeling it? No problem. The handy-dandy Iphone has that accounted for, too.
Yeah, you guessed it. Should you need a jolt of canned passion, there are a number of vibrator applications available for iphone. What I don't get though, is how you keep the thing....um....well, you know....dry. Wait, maybe that's what all those screen protectors and silicon skins are for?
Hmmm...do they come ribbed or textures ala the infamous French Tickler? Ah, the possibilities!
Fine, so battery operated lovin' doesn't do it for you. Maybe you prefer good old fashioned foreplay? Ever play spin the bottle? Strip poker? Take it high tech....with Sexytime Fun Lite! This spiffy little game tells each player what to do to the other and for how long. And should you want a hands free version? It boasts an autoplay feature. And just in case you're a visual learner, the screen is programmed not to autodim while you're busy....elsewhere!
Um....Ew?
Granted, times are changing, and technology is on overdrive. For the most part, I'm all for it. But when it comes to fun between the sheets....I'm a retro girl all the way. How about you?
5 comments:
Well jeez, my cell phone seems so boring now. I'm with you, though. No iphones between the sheets. Ick. Talk about mood killer :)
Very cool about your son, though. I have an autistic nephew, and though he's too young right now, a later version of the iphone sounds like an awesome idea for him because he's really visual too.
I'm never going to ask to borrow anyone's iphone thanks to this blog post. or look at pictures or send a text or even learn basic first aide if my arm has been sawed off. Jeeze, I OCD wipe down the shopping carts at Wal-Mart and those are only meeting up with people's hands!
I don't like my cellphone in the first place. I'm definitely not looking to form that kind of relationship with it. But if I didn't think my phone was boring before I definitely do now.
Yeah, never borrow anyone's iphone. Have you see the website guys with iphones? Yeah, you don't want that bad boy anywhere near your mouth. Seriously.
A vibrator app? OMG. LOL. I turn my head to shine up my novel and you're talking smack about vibrators and silicone.
I'm such a good influence!! *g* Though, I think you were naughty before I ever met you. :)
Saranna, LOL!
I'll keep my boring cell phone for now. But, I would like to have one of those 3G phones.
The iPad, I don't know about it yet.
Bad is the only way to have fun! LOL
Hugs,
Tambra
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